Thursday, September 11, 2008

Fuco Diet? Total Nympho?

I got this in my junk mail folder today. Maybe it's because I STILL have the effing FLU, or because I haven't slept well in ages, it just cracked me up!
The FUCO diet? Why would I pay for that, when I could do it for free at home, I have a willing husband!
With the Power of Fucoxanthin (hmmm, sounds like fucks and thin) try it and lose as much weight as you possibly can...how much would that be?
Which reminds me of a conversation with the Man...
Man: What happened to you?
Me: Huh?
Man: You used to be a total Nympho
Me: What? when, I was never...
Man: Yeah...OK, I was just thinking about how cool it would be if you were.
Me: keep hope alive

4 comments:

  1. I thought mermaids were not supposed to have real legs or fake tans???
    Why is it that any man would love a nympho, but only with exclusive rights to her??? Would she be a nympho then??

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  2. I think a nympho would be kinda tiring....the best case scenario is if she turns into a nympho whenever you want her to turn into a nympho. You could incorporate into her a switch: The Nympho Switch. That way you can manage expectations properly.

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  3. They all say thaey want it...but they couldn't handle it.

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  4. Oh, Posey, I do beleive you are right...

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