I love TRASH, I love watching all the trashy TV shows, I can't help it, I am mesmerized by these insane trashy people! I watched Flavor of Love, I love NY, Rock of Love, all the shows which clearly indicate the fall of western civilization is very near! However, by some freak of nature had not ever seen the Hills. The other night I sat through a whole episode and was not once mildly amused, the only thing I could think about was:
Why does the girl Lauren Conrad have a mustache?
Does no one else see it? Is it some sort of skin condition?
My LORD, she is annoying, crying all the damn time with her big ole 'stache, what is that about?