So he had what is called a "Green Card" on this card there was his picture and it said: Legal Alien Resident on the top of it.
The year Men in Black came out in the movies, the boys were obsessed with it. The had the video and watched it all the time.
That Christmas, we all went to visit my parents in Guatemala, this meant we had our passports and my husband had to bring his green card to get back in the States.
The usual drill when we are in Guatemala is dump the kids on my parents, go out and party with all our high school buds. Well, they must have been bored at Granma and Grampa's, and as usual the oldest came up with some mischief.
Upon our arrival at my parents house, the youngest did not want to come anywhere near his Father. Did'nt want to touch him, look at him, be in the same room with him.
Hours went by and he would'nt budge. He finally confesses to me the following:
I know Daddy is an Alien.
WOW! What do you say to that? Where the HELL did that come from?
Of course I laughed (which I probably shouldn't have since he was crying and looked scared shitless)- No he isn't! That's silly- I responded.
Alex (his older brother) said you would deny it. I know it's true. I saw the paper!
The little bugger ran out the room and ran back with the HUBS green card in his hand.
HE pushed it in to my face- YOU SEE!!! A-L-I-E-N
That's when I rolled off the bed I was laughing so hard.
It finally took Grampa's word and explanation to convince my youngest son that his father was not one of these guys:
I mean really, if he was an Alien, he would defenitly be this GUY: