Friday, September 12, 2008

Sex Bracelets & Promise Rings

Last night I asked my kids about those bracelets in middle school- We looked it up on-line and this is what each one meant, and how it works:

This new social phenomenon involves "snapping" the bracelet off the wearer, enabling the snapper to earn a sexual favor from the snappee based on the color of the snapped off bracelet.The colors each have a coded meaning as follows:
Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have
Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part
Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss
Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

That being said my kids say it was IMPOSSIBLE to snap the damn things! ha-ah But said some girls "gave" the bracelets away to boys they liked and they got hugs or pecks on the cheek....no stories of girls giving BJ's behind the Gym! Thank God, not that they would tell me either!

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