This is how it will go in the closet...
How many RED shoes does one person need?!
OK, listen, they are not all red. Orange, Red and Pink are three different colors, and then we have:
watermelon suede pumps
cherry red Paten leather peep toes
brick wedge boots
orange tennis shoes
fuchsia flip flops
baby pink flats
The list goes on and on...they are all VERY different and VERY necessary.
Then he will move to the garage , and in the cabinets behind the pool cleaner stuff he will find the blue Rubbermaid bin filled with all the shoes that don't fit in my closet! ah!!!