This is how it will go in the closet...
How many RED shoes does one person need?!
OK, listen, they are not all red. Orange, Red and Pink are three different colors, and then we have:
watermelon suede pumps
lilac mules
cherry red Paten leather peep toes
brick wedge boots
orange tennis shoes
fuchsia flip flops
red loafers
baby pink flats
The list goes on and on...they are all VERY different and VERY necessary.
Then he will move to the garage , and in the cabinets behind the pool cleaner stuff he will find the blue Rubbermaid bin filled with all the shoes that don't fit in my closet! ah!!!
Oh, crap! You need to distract him with something...
ReplyDeleteQuick, show him your boobs. That would work with my husband.
ReplyDeleteThat's it! First distract him with food (he'll be happy-ish), second show him your boobs (he'll be VERY happy). Then he'll probably go and spend a long time in the bathroom by himself, giving you time to quickly whip the shoes out of the closet and hide them in the boot of your car. Yep, I've been down this road before ...
ReplyDeleteI hope he didn't make you get rid of any of them. I know how you feel. My hubby and I go through this at least 2x a year!
ReplyDeleteI'm so jealous right now! I only own two pairs of red shoes. Can I borrow some?
ReplyDeleteDo you ever by new shoes and when he sees you wear them for the first time say, "But I've had these for like, three years! For real. You're just so unobservant, babe!"
ReplyDeleteTee hee hee. We are evil, evil people.