Today is the 3rd and I have the day off, I have 2 things to do today:
- Get a fake spray tan
- Buy a one piece
However accomplishing my second goal of the day, buying a one piece is not that easy, I was not able to get any females to accompany me on my dreaded mission, I know how pathetic, I have NO friends. So it seems I will have to go with The Hubs and well, he is BRUTALLY honest. And I may never recover emotionally.
Keeping all that in mind , I think I may have come up with an alternate solution, I might just wear this to the BBQ tomorrow...it's just not very patriotic...
What do yo think? The downside is that the Party is going to be CHOCK FULL of Good Ole boys and well it could get ugly. I mean I live in the South and some of these guys have gun racks on their trucks and they all have that yellow sticker that says "Terrorist Hunting Permit!"
I would be funny if I wore a bikini under it and by 4 o'clock, when I'm sloshed I can lift up the burka and start flashing people! hhaaaaaaaa-ha! Dear Lord, I entertain myself constantly.
Happy 4th Everyone, have fun and be safe!