Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Father's Day

Since all of you already know that I am the WORLD'S BEST WIFE....I thought I would share with you just one more reason why this statement is so utterly true.

This is what I got the hunk a hunk a HUBS for Father's Day:

In Nacho Libre's immortal words:

"When you are a man... Sometimes you wear stretchy pants... In your room... For fun."

And because when you go out, Honey, you never know when you are going to have to THROW DOWN, specially when you are with a hot piece of "arroz con pollo, with some black beans" ASS like Former Fat Chick. I mean really what am I supposed to do with all this junk, all this junk inside my trunk?

Well, I will tell you what, drag it to Pilate's 2 times a week and make it walk around the block the other days, because those 10 lbs are NOT going away...

Whatever, the HUBS is Hot as ever in his size 32 Chuck Norris Jeans....I will have to tell you all one day what a bad ass he is...


  1. Please, please no. I hope I'm missing the sarcasm and you did not get your hubs a pair of 19.99 Chuck Norris pants.

    And if by chance you did, have you ever seen this little catalog known as Sheplers, http://www.sheplers.com/.

  2. Lol.....he must really really LOVE you!!!

  3. Ok, I didn't REALLY give him those heans for Father's Day...But I wish I had...they are the best gag gift for a man I can think of...

  4. You are a class A riot! You completely crack me up!

    (love your post labels..hee hee...)

  5. Somehow, it seems that Chuck Norris' jeans would be ass-less...


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