Dr's Orders

Remember how that silly doctor told me I had to wear orthopedic shoes, the kind that look like these:

This is what came up when I typed in Google- fashionable woman's orthopedic shoes...I swear to all that is HOLY- some nut thinks these are HIGH FASHION, well tie me up and call me Sarah Jessica Parker, I don't think so.

So step 2 to satisfy my curiosity- was to type in to Google- woman's orthopedic shoes (let's leave fashion out of the equation) Look what came up-

O.K. I get where they are talking fashion...

Saturday was my son's High School graduation, this day is meant for CELEBRATION (even more so for the parents) So we had a nice dinner, with yummy pomegranate martini's. Then went home, joined by an old friend in town, and had some very, very good sipping Tequila (lots o' Tequila) and then we went out. What to wear, what to wear....Orthopedic shoes?

I think NOT- these are the babies I pulled out of my closet, I had a hard time buckling them and all, due to all the tequila consumed, but I got them on my piggies and away we went.



As long as there is alcohol to be consumed, I will NOT be wearing UGLY shoes out on a Saturday night...I must confess there was much crying, moaning and groaning, as well as rubbing of the tootsies on Sunday.

The DOCTOR can suck it- suck my BIG FAT TOE!

New Fashion Find!

Let's start at this...my toe has been hurting. I mean really hurting. So much I was in pain every time I had to push the clutch in to shift gears in my car. Yeah, I drive a stick shift, you know I am a bad ass.

Anyway, it is my second toe the one next to my big toe on my left foot. I ignored it for a long time, but then it started to feel funny, like pins and needles and spread to my big toe. My assistant said that's never damage, that scared me and I went to a podiatrist.

Guess what I have!? Capsulitis of the Second Toe! It's when your second toe is deformed and longer than the your big toe and causes your weight to unevenly distribute itself on you second toe instead of the big one. And having that caused:
Morton’s neuroma- nerve damage!

He then shove a GINORMOUS needle in my second toe with a shot of cotizone and told me to:

• no more flip flop
• no more bare feet
• no more high heels

You need to buy orthopedic shoes. AHHHHHHH! I have been in a deep depresion and that is why I have not posted! Remember me, the woman with 5 pairs od pink high heels, and 6 pairs of red ones. The woman with shoes hidden in crates in the garage, under the bed and the attic.

I am happy to announce I have finally found a pair of orthopedic shoes I can be happy wearing: BEHOLD!
Pierced for the freak in me!

The best part of all is that they go perfectly with the the tittay scarf I got for Christmas!!!

I Love me some Shani Davis

I love me some Shani Davis, I mean really, could he be an cuter?

Could he be more adorable? An inner- city kid from Chi-town, raised by a single Mom!

Love IT! However, all I could think about all night last was:


HONEY, where is my suit?

You tell me WHERE MY SUIT IS WOMAN!

Is that WRONG?

OH! Also, BOGO is going on at Payless, so yesterday I went to Dillard's and bought 2 pairs of RED shoes, some AWESOME Steve Madden suede retro pumps with a ruffle, freaking ADORABLE, and some HOT ASS BCBG strappy sandals totally bejeweled out, with gold metal heels, MUY CALIENTE Floozy shoes!

*FYI- if you have not red my blog before, I tell my husband I buy my shoes at Payless when BOGO is going on, so he thinks they are CHEAP, which means I have to buy then 2 at a time!

weekend, woe is me

My hubs wants to clean out the garage and the master closet this weekend. Now this would not be such a problem...except that he is going to SEE all the shoes.

This is how it will go in the closet...

How many RED shoes does one person need?!

OK, listen, they are not all red. Orange, Red and Pink are three different colors, and then we have:

watermelon suede pumps
lilac mules
cherry red Paten leather peep toes
brick wedge boots
orange tennis shoes
fuchsia flip flops
red loafers
baby pink flats

The list goes on and on...they are all VERY different and VERY necessary.

Then he will move to the garage , and in the cabinets behind the pool cleaner stuff he will find the blue Rubbermaid bin filled with all the shoes that don't fit in my closet! ah!!!