Lost, so lost

We are family addicted to LOST, and by family I mean, my sisters, their husbands, my nieces and nephews, my kids, and of course my Mom.

One of the funniest moments when she was in the hospital, came via Lost. Everyday we would cringe when she was not sure what day it was, what city she was in, thinking the male nurse was her friend form the University of Maryland in 1976, yeah, crazy ass confusion.

One afternoon I am visiting and I find a re-run of Lost on TV, knowing she loves it, I leave it on and start working on some reports for works while my Mom is watching. Suddenly she says "Ooooohhh, it's Penny" ssssssscheeeeeeech! WTF?! She knew exaclty who Penny was a goes on to tell me about Penny and Desmond, and her horrible father Charles Widemore. Yeah, that was CRAZY.

When we got her home to Guatemala, my sister brought over the boxed sets of Lost and we watched a couple of episode every night.

Every night she would ask- Who do you like better the Doctor or Sawyer? (only in Spanish so she would call him El Doctorsito) In Spanish you and an "ito" on the end of things to make them diminutive or a term of endearment. Amor become Amorsito, like baby talk.

Every night I would answer: That's a tough one Mom. I mean that's why I love Lost so much. One week Sayid is my favorite hottie, next week it's Jack, then I loved me some Mr. Echo, and sometimes I love Kim.

Mom interjects- Oh yes, very handsome Korean man.

I finish: but when it comes down to it Mom, I'm a sucker for the Bad boys....so I gotta to say Sawyer.

Mom says, me too, I like Lost, it's like a United Color of Benetton of good looking men!

I must agree EYE CANDY of all my favorite manly FLAVORS!

Shits and Giggles

I am probably pool side in a GIANT one piece right now, drinking some good ole Smirnoff Ice and floating in a pool...ahhhhhh

For those of you stuck at a computer on a Saturday, this post is for you, just a little funny I saw on-line...

I hope this guy NEVER comes near me...because if those things he lists make him sick...AWWW HELL... the dude will just keel over the moment he is with in 10 feet of me.

So for shits and giggles let me count how sick I make him...hmmm

1. sex


2. rock music


3. drugs (once in High School)


4. money lover


5. rebellious woman


6. people that watch TV more than study the Bible


7. people that talk to pets more than God


8. party animals


9. computer freak


10. roman catholic (married one and baptized my kids)


11. effeminate culture (I told you I was prissy)

The rest apply to most everyone I know and love, oh, except for Racist, I happen not to know or love any racists. They MAKE ME SICK, racists, so on that we do agree Mr. Sick Guy.

What the HELL is a Fox Hole Religion, and Ankle bitters? Does he mean little kids, cause they piss me off too...

How I know I am the BEST wife in the WORLD

There are many things that make me an awesome wife...I mean after 19 years, I got it down pat, seriously.

However there are things that put me head and shoulder above others...below I give you the reason we drove to Georgia in a freaking HURRICANE to acquire the HUBS latest toy:

Yeah, you read it right, it says: Long Time 'Cummin. The best part was when I had to explain to him what that meant! hahaha, English is not his first language and colloquialisms just don't register in his head.

FFC= DREAM WIFE, that's worth a thousand words!

You HAVE to see this! I command you

My assistant was laughing her ass off when I got back from lunch today. In fact she was laughing so hard, she couldn't tell me what it was about, I got the link via e-mail a minute later.

Woman locked in car calls 911- click here.

The audio for the call is under the article under related links: Audio.

This is just down the street from where I work, really, I am going to start bringing my lunch to work. I mean this woman is obviously too stupid to be operating a motor vehicle. Also, how on earth does the operator not crack up and say "DUMBASS!" at the end of the call... really, that woman has self-control and should get some sort of a medal and a raise.