Camel Toads vs toes

I am sure there were many things my mother's generation had to worry about....I am sure on of them WAS NOT Camel Toes.

When I read the article below I laughed out loud, because I was sure if I called my Mom and asked if she knew what a Camel Toe was, the answer would be: What is at the end of a Camel foot?

Boy, how times have changed....EXHIBIT B, the chic with an actual Camel tattoo on her big toe, ewwww, GROSS, by the way sweetie, it's called a PEDICURE, get one!
Ladies and gay boyfriends, I give you EXHIBIT C- The Cuchini!



Genius, I tell you GENIUS! My sister sent me this CUCHINI link the other day and I started screaming, because (I swear to BUDDHA, this is true) like a month a ago I was thinking there was a market in inventing something that prevented Camel Toe, come on, you know it's true! Of course, some smart ass in Florida already did!

Please click through to their website, it's awesome, seriously the camel girl is adorable and their tag line is "Our Lips are Sealed!" The kicker is you can send a Cuchini to someone anonymously...that's just wrong, if you bitches have the inclination to send me one, just send me money instead, for the "STAY AT HOME MOM" fund I am starting, now that my youngest has turned 17....Camel Toes are the least of my worries!

I love the 80's

I know, I know we all do....So would it be more appropriate to say I am obsessed with the 80's. I have been dying to have an 80's party, it's true, everyone has done it. The only problem is that I won't turn 40 for another 4 years! And since I want to have a crazy (let's go crazy-prince) blowout, I need a real good excuse to spend the money on a big bash. So, I have a NEW idea-

My 20th wedding anniversary is coming up- (8/31/2010) in 2 years, better than 4! How about a re-newal of the vows with an 80's theme?

wha-hahahaaaaaaa, it would be like a shotgun wedding/tacky prom! hmmm, sounds like my actual wedding! Do you all like this idea? Is it too much, even for me? How will I get the Man to fall for this one?

This is how I aspire to look...

I can hear the music playing in the back...Hello, is it me you're waiting for?

These bitches are SO invited, these girls just want to have fun!

This guy is gonna do the running man ALL NIGHT LONG
These girls like to Party All the TIME