Summer Blockbuster?

OK, so guess who did this very lame fake poster all by herself?! That's right, MOI!

Girl, I got some skills! In other news, you don't even want to know what I think Mel Gibson deserves as punishment. Let's just say it involves lashes and rusty nails...no, no, no! I kid, I kid!

Now everybody SCREAM

Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention!

Black Hairy Tounge?

My poor assistant has had a horrible rash since I was in Colorado. She has been to 2 docs and is taking all sorts of stuff. Today they gave her some new SUPER strong medicine. She is sitting at her desk reading me the side affects:


headache

stomach cramps

diarrhea

dry mouth

mouth sores

black hairy tongue


WHAT!?! I start choking on my green tea as it drips out my nose, chucking, she has to be making this up. She is a drama queen, like me.


she repeats: Black Hairy Tongue


I am laughing my ass off and this point.


We look it up on the Internet, its for real.


Wikipedia:Black hairy tongue refers to a number of conditions of humans and animals that cause the tongue to become unusually dark and/or hairy in appearance.

Black hairy tongue in humans is a harmless condition caused by a fungus which grows on the top surface of the tongue. It is associated with the elderly, as well as with antibiotic use. It is more commonly seen in tobacco smokers. While black is the most common color associated with the condition other colors are also possible.


Not for the squeamish...here is a picture:





We have decide that if this ever happens to us, we have a suicide pact. Just in case, you know.

kissing boys- squirming boys

Much Ado about the promise rings and sex bracelets......I remembered that in the 3rd grade we would play a game at lunch/recess. The game consisted of the girls chasing the boys, catching them and then holding them down (they were squirmy) and kissing them! Where were the teachers? Now, I was the champion at this game.

1. I was fast
2. I was big and could hold them down
3. I was not shy and didn't wuss out at the last minute

Hence the nickname- Electric Eel, apparently my kisses were "electrifying" and the the Eel part "sort" of rhymes with my first name, not really but boys are stupid, we all know this.

Just saying, even in the 3rd grade I was getting some ha-ha