Do the Robot

I have found the perfect dance instructor for the HUBS- as you can all imagine I am a DANCING QUEEN! He on the other hand tries all sorts of dances: salsa, merengue, free style and they all look like the ROBOT DANCE, unintentionally of course, except when he is trying to do the robot dance and then it SUPER ROBOTIC. Oh yeah, he wear a size 13 shoe and once stepped on me so hard my toe nail fell off!

I like this dance instructor, he has rhythm, grace and above all he has THE MOVES, plus I figure I can pay him in binkies and bottles!

The Pussy Wagon

So, I am A HUGE Kill Bill Fan and I have been know to shake ma bootay to Lady Gaga every now and again, but throw into that mix a dash a Sasha Fierce! Oh my oh my, I think I jumped up and clapped when I saw the "Pussy Wagon" and I actually hee-hee'ed when Ms. Beyonce said "you have been a bad girl. A very very bad bad girl Gaga!! HA-HA What fun! LOVED IT & HAD TO SHARE IT!

My NEW GAY

OK, this is my new gay boy toy, only he doesn't know it yet.....I have to find him, kidnap him, make him teach me this dance routine and then take me dancing EVERY NIGHT! So if you know him, you must inform me at once!

I wish I was like Paris Hilton and then I could trick him to go on my BFF Show, or Diddy and he could vie to be my assistant, or Tila Tequila..um NO, I will not sink THAT low, and I can tell that neither will he.

I LOVE HIM!!! If you think you can fill his one shoulder leotard, then APPLY here to be my new GBTBFF...gay.boy.toy.best.friend.forever (or nominate one who can)

Too Much to Drink at a Wedding!

I had a few too many Vodka's at a Wedding Saturday night....I wasn't falling down drunk or anything, but I was happily dancing, shaking ma' bo-tay the whole time, with a group of ole' biddies...as NO men were dancing! So what, I shaked my ass with some 80 year olds! Just think how good I must have looked next to them all! hahaaaaaaaa...when I got home I woke my dog up and made her get in bed with me so I could kiss and love her all over AND I made my husband take a picture of me...now look at my dog's face....this is what I think she's thinking:

Hubby, you think you're getting your hands on this tipsy hottie? HA! I don't think so! She's mine now, I'm sleeping right here, and she's gonna pet me all night..NOT YOU!