Birthday MONEY!!!

So as you may remember my Birthday was back in February, but I have just now decided what to do with my BIRTHDAY MONEY!

I mentioned this to THE HUBS last week and his response "um, you've already spent that money like 3 times over"

HAVE NOT!!!!!- I screamed

Which he responded to- the GPS for your car, Full Moon Sleigh Ride and Dinner at the Devils Thumb Ranch in Colorado, wait the WHOLE ski trip for that matter.

The only appropriate response to his asinine allegations was SHUT UP!!!

So, here is my BIG plan with my Birthday money.

I was at an Art Festival in Mount Dora a few months back and saw a fabulous painting, I just loved it, this is it:

I don't know if you can tell, but the woman's skirt is made from real cloth. I love all of the artist's works, something about them caught my eye. All the women in the paintings were beautiful, womanly, delicate, strong and feminine, the perfect balance. Besides almost all of them had animals in them, and of those most were dogs...and well, you all know how I feel about my Little Lulu- the most gorgeous baby (you might call her a dog) on the face of the Earth.

Here is one of her doggie painting-OMG- I just ADORE them!

Well La Pequena Lulu's Birthday is coming up: May 5th, yes she is such a Latina lovely, so to commemorate our first year together, we will be commissioning a portrait by the amazing: Gena Semenov. Click on her name to see all her works, she sells prints on-line and they are truly fabulous!

This is the BEST idea I have EVER had!

WTF?!

Have you all seen this on TMZ? Z-List hottie saves Dog, NAKEY!

Now, listen I have no problemo see that hottie Eric Niles in the buff, and I would crawl on the ice to save my precious child (some freaks insist on calling her a dog) Lulu at the drop of the hat...however, um...I would have left my clothes on!!!

Why?

• it's cold
• your bare skin will be rubbing on the ice
• obviously someone with a camera is there
• and if your a man, well, you might seem a little less "appealing" in the manly area with the cold and all

JUST SAYING!

you HAVE to go over to 3 Boys 1 Mommy, she is the one hooking it up on the WTF-Wednesday

One Thousand Words...

This is my baby, Little Lulu, she thinks she is a 4 pound lap dog, she curls up in my lap in the car, on the sofa and sleeps in a "little" ball in the bed between her Mama and her Papa. But don't be fooled, she may look sweet, but you cross her and you will soon find out that just like her Mama she is a...

Oh yeah, she was digging her claws in to her Papa's back the other day and he rolled over to try and push her in to another position...no one puts Baby in a corner, so she put his hand in her mouth...she didn't chomp down, she just let him wiggle his fingers and feel her giant chompers...he rolled over and went back to sleep. If the girls can live with his snoring, I guess he can live with a paw in his back...

As always, we have Jen over at Cheaper Than Therapy to thank for Thousand Words Thursdays.

Optical Illusion or HUGE boobs?

OK, this is my baby, Little Lulu, she is the only dog my husband has ever "knowingly" let sleep in bed with us, yes she is the most captivating, beautiful puppy ever...but look closely at this picture....WTF?!?! Check out my cleavage! I know it is an optical illusion, gravity, something...if my bresteses were THAT big I would topple over trying to walk down the street! Just saying, people OMG!