10- LBS the HARD Evidence

Here is the photographic evidence of the 10 pounds weight gain. Exhibit A- is a picture of me on January 1, 2009, inebriated and dancing my ass off, demonstrating the ever popular "Jazz Hands/Spirit Fingers" yes, the day after New Years- I didn't inspire the Song "My Girl likes to Party all the time" by sitting my ass at home!

Look at my boobs in Exhibit A

Exhibit A

Exhibit B
OMG! Look at my boobs! and my neck! 10 lbs! 10 pooooooooooooooounds!

I rest my case.

Cheaper than Therapy, is responsible for the brazilliantness that is Worth a 1000 Words Thursday!

The way I lost 100 POUNDS!

This was NOT it....yesterday I didn't have lunch because I left work early to go to the dentist...bad news, the Dentist wants $1200 from me for stuff that really does not make much sense to me...whatever! When I finish paying for the braces for one of the hairy ones, and pay to have 8 wisdom teeth removed form the 2 other hairy's, then I will consider the $1200 for my teeth, that would be in about , umm...5 years!

That's not the point of the story! I got home at 5:30, STARVING! Too early to make the pasta I had planned for dinner, so what did I do? I ate 15 olives, while waiting 20 minutes for the cornbread I made from a packet to be ready, then I stuffed MA FACE with warm cornbread smothered in BUTTER!

And then at 7:30 I ate some pasta! UGH! Not good....I am pretty sure this sort of behavior is not conducive to me losing those last PESKY 10 lbs! Oh well, I could do the SMART thing and invest in an ALL BLACK Wardrobe, how EMO of me :)