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Friday Mish-Mash

• I haven't been blogging, not because I don't have anything to say, but because everything I have to say is depressing and I don't want to talk about it.
• My assistant is going on vacation next week, the whole week, I think I might DIE, no joke.
• My 18 year old son FINALLY got his license to drive (miraculously on the first TRY!)
• He asked me when I was getting him a car, ha-ha , as if getting a license means someone is supposed to just give you a car. Silly rabbit, get a JOB!
• My baby/dog Lulu is in Heat, it is her second heat, we need to wait 'till her 4th to breed her. My husband thinks we are keeping 1 girl puppy, but we are going to keep 2 and I am going to name them: bambi and buttercup, I can hardly wait to be a GRANDMA!
• I am working on a plan where I will be a stay at home dog mama, any suggestions on how to make this happen?
• My youngest cried the whole time he was with my Mom this week and every night after, he doesn't want to talk about it (hmmm, I wonder where he gets that from)
• They made my Mom put her make up on in occupational therapy, she kind of looked like a Latina Tammy Faye Baker.
• She was pissed because she didn't remember doing it herself and thought one of the nurses had done a pretty lousy job! ha-ha
• She keeps on saying she has cash in the pocket of her orange purse, we need to tip $50 to each of the nice girls who are helping her (the therapists and nurses)
• I need to tell my Dad to bring the Orange purse when he comes (just in case there is a wad of money in there, you never know)

Friday Mish Mash

I love Google, what on earth did we do before the Internet. For example, if let's just say, you had to find out why someones poop is bright green, what did you do before the Internet? Did you call your Mom? The Doctor, or just suffer in agony thinking something was very wrong with you. Well it turns out that bright green poo can be caused by eating a BOAT LOAD of Jelly beans or Skittles. Now, all I am going to say is that the producer of the bright green poo eats about a pound of candy a day, but said person also runs 7 miles, 6 days a week, so said person can get away with eating 3 pounds of candy a day, but was freaked out by the glow in the dark green poo. It is obviously not me, I will only run if some with a knife is chasing me, and then I would consider just laying down and letting them kill rather than wasting my time pretending I could out run a knife wielding maniac.

Last night I had a dream that I was dating Mathew Mcconaughey, but he wasn't famous. He was really nice and we were going to buy a nice new house together. Oh, and I had a little brother and Mathew was so sweet to him. I think the dream was more of a fantasy of getting a new house, rather than dating Mathew. I mean he isn't even on my 10 ten list.

Here is my top ten list, it changes all the time.

My Top 10 lest of Hot Ass Men *in no particular order

1. Alonzo Mourning (I have met him in person a couple of time and OMG)
2. Dwayne Johnson- The Rock
3. Dennis Quiad
4. Ryan Reynolds
5. Jason Statham
6. Jeff Goldblum
7. Carlos Ponce (have met him too, oh my...drool)
8. Ryan Gosling
9. David Beckham
10. Eric Bana

Ladies and gays, if you do not know who any of these men are I encourage you to look them up on Google Images, deliciosos!

Going to see Inglorious Bastereds as a family tonight- ahhh, wholesome family time

Is it wrong that I yelled at a lady on 1-4 yesterday "Lady! You're a f*cking Maniac" with my oldest in the car? Wait...before you judge me

1. My son is 18
2. She seriously almost killed us
3. It was so bad my son actually took off his Ipod and said "Dude, that lady needs to learn to drive"
4. Is it wrong that my kids call me Dude?

Happy Weekend!

Friday Mishmash

• So I changed my layout, you may have noticed, I likes it AHLOT

• Even BIGGER news, I'm talking FULL C cup news, I was featured on Boob Emancipation! Oh my word, I am so honored, you like me, you really like me or mah boobies, whateve.

• Also in the news...I joined Twitter, and still not sure if I love it, time will tell, but please follow me, because having no followers make me feel SO unloved and you know I am one of those people that NEEDS everyone to absolutely ADORE me.

• Also, I need to post this pic of Peanut in Paris (she is my niece) seriously, she is 4 and is in Paris, I am *gulp* 37 and have never been! Esplain me this! Wait, I was tortured by sister my whole life, you know the EVIL sister and then she grows up has a kid and is like the nicest Mom ever and takes her kid to Paris!

You know we are related, she looks totally deranged in the picture!

Have a great weekend, ma petite bebes! I plan to get drunk and speak in an obnoxious french accent all weekend long, that should teach the HUBS to not take me to Paris!