New Layout- yipee

So, I found this nifty chart regarding BLOGS....and just in time for my brand new layout! While I love my blog, I am 100% sure my blog falls in the BIG PINK area of the chart. I mean, really where else would it fall, pink is my signature color! Tell me if you like my new layout....I think it is very ME!

Camel Love

A picture is worth a thousand words....

Um, 11 days post op, my friend turned 40 and had a CRAZY bash (belly dancers, henna tattoos, fire dancers, and hookahs everywhere!)....What is a former fat chick to do? Well, take the codeine and GO!

This is the result of 1 drink (I swear) and pain medication.

150- Celebration = Q & A- Fat Chick Style

Oh yeah, by the way, I will no longer call myself Former Fat Chick until I can fit my FAT ASS in to those DAMN jeans...hmmmm, angry much?

Today I am celebrating 150 followers! Yeah-hoo-ah! I have a total of 150 followers! I can't believe it!

So in celebration I have decided to respond to some of your unanswered questions, mostly they have been unanswered because I have been lazy, fat and lazy, lovely qualities...

From news to oldest:


Was the lap band worth it?

HELL TO THE YEAH! Only 2% of people end up like me (with that piece of shit band inside your stomach)


But it could have been fatal?

I am alive and still weigh 90lbs less, if I had died, I would have been a very happy size 10 dead lady. At a size 22 I was unhappy and just as close to death. Unless you have been at least 100lbs overweight (not 10 you skinny ho) you are NOT allowed to judge me. If you are 100lbs overweight and you say you are HAPPY, sorry, you are a liar.



What is a Tahitian Wax?
EX: bikini wax is only the hair that lies directly on the edge of the panty line, tahitian makes the hair look like a little triangle, compared to a little piece of pie, and the brazilian has a landing strip--the playboy is all the hair is gone!



Are you really 21?

Only in my mind...I was actually born in 1972, I am 37, and contrary to popular belief I was not 3 when I had my first Hairy, I was 19.



Do you ever by new shoes and when he sees you wear them for the first time say, But I've had these for like, three years!
No, I buy 2 at a time. I then I tell him I bought them at Payless and it was BOGO! ha-ha I mean really, what the hell does he know!

That's it for now...anymore questions?

Celebrity Look-a-like

Since my sister, over a Piece o' Coconut Cake, did it...well, so did I. I am, as you all know her youngest sister, therefore she is like my Guinea pig, she does it first, then I follow.

For example:

Her: oh, you're turning 30, hmmm, soon you'll get spider veins, you're going to need those shots.

Me: huh, yeah right whatever....

Next summer, flipping blue lines on my thighs...

The list could go on and on...

But this does not involve cosmetic surgery, it's much more fun and FREE!

Here are my celebrity look a likes:

We only had one in common, that was Sela Ward- I was surprised by the blondies....

The only one I ever get in person is Catherine Zeta, I get it a lot, which is funny, because when I first saw her, she reminded me of my middle sis.

Well, all in all, not bad at all....no Desmund Tutu in there or Gerard Depardieu- hahahaaaa.

Mission Acompished?

I am truly obsessed with this woman! So you all know I cut my hair in October, and I have been going shorter and shorter........this was my goal, her hair, I mean, it's not like break in to her house and wear her clothes or anything (not yet)

So what do you think? Mission Accomplished?