I have a plan

I have a plan- a new one. The one where I was going to be a stay at home Mom didn't really fly with the HUBS. I think it was the fact the my youngest son turns 18 next week. I considered having another child just to get out of having to keep going to work at an office, but my uterus had major problems with that possibility.

I then came up with with Plan B- I was going to breed our furry baby Lulu and then I could be a stay at home furry momma- well, that didn't go over too well either.

I am now moving on the Plan C- It hit me while visiting my niece. She is 13, adorable and we get along just great. I have inside info that her Father is over protective and doesn't want to send her far away to College- so I hatched the perfect plan!

We will use some of his land in the mountains and start an alpaca farm! He will be our investor (since I will be like an old auntie watching over my niece and in turn keeping her close to home) I will be happy since I won't have to go to an office anymore and she is thrilled since I sent her the picture below and let's face it- that alpaca is freaking adorable! We will breed dogs, and have sheep for wool only, goats for cheese only, and milk cows. We won't kill any animals and all are goods will be the bestest in the world because they will come for the happiest farm animals on the planet (this is how I mostly sold it to my niece)


There is one kink in my plan that I have yet to figure out- what do I do with the HUBS and my kids?

Voo-Doo Ritual TONIGHT

So you may think I have some big plans for the weekend, but no, I am having a girls night in with my new friend, and based on a conversation the other day, this is what will be happening at my house tonight:

GF: So my sister went to this voodoo lady and she taught her this thing that can tell you how many children you’ll have and what sex they will be.
ME: um-hum – (my last 3 really good girlfriends have all tried to get me to have babies at the same time as them, it’s a weird obsession with my friends)
GF: So next time I see you, I’m going to do it on you and if it says you are going to have a girl. That’s IT!
ME: OK (I’m at the drive thru at Sun Trust and the tellers there always insist on talking to you and stuff, it’s so annoying!)
GF: I’ll just tell your HUBS, that’s it, you guys have to have another baby, we have to have a girl (the truth comes out, she’s has a boy and wants a girl too, not just ALL the time, so she wants to SUCKER me into having a baby for the both of us. I swear I will be like your live in nanny (yeah right)
ME: Well if Mr. X dies I’ll think about it
GF: Who’s Mr. X?
ME: Mr. X is the HUBS boss, if he dies I am sure The HUBS will get a promotion and then I can quit and become a FULL-TIME BLOGGER *ahem* I mean a STAY AT HOME MOM

Maybe I should start a FUND all the people who want me to have another baby (my youngest is 17) can send me MONEY, that way I can be a SAHM, only you have to hurry, I am 37, um, I mean 21!

I can also start a 2nd FUND, all the people who DON'T want me to have another baby can send me MONEY and when the last baby goes off to college (2 years) I can take that money and travel all over the world in great luxury (I'll blog about it of course!)

Either way, I'm keeping ALL the MONEY!

My Baby, the cutest dog on the Planet

Ok, so I just have to post this picture, because yes, I have become "one" of those people....you know, that talk about their dogs all the time, that carry pictures of them and think about them all day long...My only saving grace is that my husband has got it even worse than I do!

Her name is Little Lulu or in Spanish, La Pequena Lulu, yes, she is highly intelligent and bilingual. She has many nicknames: White Devil, Girls gone Wild and Cuca al aire...which I'm embarrassed to say means: Flash your coochie...eww, I know, but she loves to lay on her back flashing her cuca!

So her she is the cutest dog on the planet, in her floaty because she is not a good swimmer!

This is the "money shot" coochie flashing bitch running my household, oh yeah, besides ME...ha-ja