Still Sick-pesky FLU!

BTW, I am still sick! Last night my whole body ached and I got up at 12:28 to take some things to knock me out, but it took forever to kick in, I was freezing and tossing and turning in bed. At 1:00 am, I got kicked out of bed by the Man, I was already on my way to the sofa anyway.

Does anyone know if there is some sort of competitive sport that involves either excessively loud open mouth breathing or extremely heavy nose breathing? Is there any money in this? God Damn it, I am living with a Champion!