I want a tattoo, really, a cute retro tattoo, 2 cherries and a stem on my foot, up near my ankle. Of course the HUBS is DEAD set against it. I think it will be so cute, but in his head this is what he sees:
I have seen lovely tattoos on lovely girls, but posting about that just wouldn't be me. So to satisfy the inner bitch in me, here are some classically bad TRAMP STAMPS! Hope none of them are your sister, or you, or you Momma or worse of all YOUR DAUGHTERS! hahahaaaaaaTHE GOOD BOOK NEVER LOOKED SO BAD!
MAKING MAMA & PAPA PROUD!
OH LORD! THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW AWESOMELY BAD THIS IS!
I will never look at a butterfly in the same way again!
OMG...I had to look at the last one a couple of times!! Yuck! As for the first one...I hope someday I am a saggy old lady that is comfortable hanging out in her bra with a rockstar tattooed on my boob...how awesome is that???
ReplyDeleteThat last one was AWFUL!! What must her poor parents think?
ReplyDeleteStill, a well-placed, cute and TASTEFUL tattoo is not a big deal and if you want it, I say, go for it!
Yuck! I seriously dont know what these people were thinking if they were thinking at all.
ReplyDeleteI say if you want one...get one!
well, I have 3. None of them are even close to the last one! And I can't see desecrating God's word by tatooing it on my body because ya know i am already desecrating his temple just by getting one. I also say get them where you can hide them. I have a heart with flames on my back, a sun moon and stars with the elements in it and Shana Loves Chris with a ladybug flying through the words. I drew every one of them and my brother did them as he does tatoos and is a Sous Chef, now how is that for an odd combo!
ReplyDeleteHOLY S*! The old saggy lady is the best one! I actually liked it.
ReplyDeletethe rest were tacky
O.M.G
ReplyDeleteAnyway, penises aside, I have three tattoos! No one can see them though, unless I wear a spaghetti strap shirt, or shorts, or...well, I guess people CAN see them, but if I want to cover them up, I totally can.
Get one! Life's too short to listen to your husband all the time :>)
Eeeeeew the last one made me cringe. And the bible tramp stamp?! That chick is just begging to be struck by lightning.
ReplyDeleteI'm about to get my second tattoo, I've got an appt. for the first of July. (Yay!)
I'm lucky that my boyfriend doesn't mind tattoos. We each got our first together, and he'll be there for my second.
I think big, flashy tattoos are tacky. I like little small, easily hidden ones. No one sees my first tat, unless I show it to them. My second will be on my foot, and easily covered up by socks/shoes.
Maybe have your husband help you pick something, and put it in a special place that only he gets to see. (*wink*wink*) Hehehe
Yeah that last one is awful.
ReplyDeleteI have four tattoos and regret two. Oh well, there's always laser removal.
Not that the first two weren't awful, the last one was just REALLY awful!
ReplyDeleteUm, my BFF Trixie has the two cherries on a stem tattoo on her foot just below her ankle ... retro, cute, and her feet aren't gonna get wrinkly so it works!
ReplyDeleteI don't have any tats, but not because I haven't thought about it. I can remember, 15 years ago, dinner party conversations that started with the question "Who at this table has a tattoo?" I think now the question would be "Who at this table does NOT have a tattoo?" :-)
ReplyDeleteWe're going to have nightmares about that first photo and it's all your fault.
ReplyDeleteGreat post, hee-hee!
:)
About the Good Book ¡I would like to see what next! ¡Want to read the verse 14th.!
ReplyDeleteThat last one is just disturbing.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteHey...how'd you get that last one?!?! I know my wife wouldn't approve...
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