Monday, January 26, 2009

I found the KEY!

OK, so it only took me 18.5 years....but I found the key to make my husband do ANYTHING! *wooo-hooo*

Right now, he is out buying me ice cream, he already did a load of laundry (who even freaking knew he knew how to use the washer) he has folded all his clothes, and mine and put them away, and he went to return the movie rental to Blockbuster! OMG, I am not sure it is actually my hubs, it could be an imposter! OK, here is the secret, you must get a Doctor to tell him this " If left untreated, this condition could become fatal"

The poor man, yes, yes, I know, it's even mean of me to make fun of him. But seriously, if I didn't need him to drive me home after the endoscopy, I would have never relayed the information in that manner. It would have been more like: some stuff got screwed up with the lap-band, they have to go in and fix it. But since they put you under for when the shove the camera down your throat, you need a driver. Hence, many less house duties for me and much more ice cream! On the shit side of that coin, I have to have surgery ASAP... blah...and not to be superficial or anything, because HEALTH come first, blah, blah, blah....I could go back here FATSVILLE. *waaaaaaaaaa*

1 comment:

  1. Sorry that you need another surgery, but nice work on getting the hubs to wait on you hand and foot!


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