I see it in her eyes...THIS BITCH IS CRAZY, that's what her eyes are telling me! I sigh, because she is qualified and she should know!
These are a few examples of when I got that look.
Sane girl: Want some eggs
Crazy Me: Oh, I would love too, I love eggs but I can't eat them anymore.
Sane girl: Health reasons?
Crazy Me: HELL to the NAH, it's just every time I got to eat one I think of a chicken abortion and I get this gross mental image, and well, I just can't.
Sane girl: hmmm, interesting, was it always like this?
Crazy Me: Nope, I just started thinking about it randomly, it a new thing for me.
Sane girl: So, things like this happen to you frequently.
Crazy Me: sure, I can't swim in a pool at night, 'cause of sharks
Sane girl: alrighty then
Last week we went to dinner, with the Hubs and cocktails were heavily involved.
Sane girl: What is your drink?
Crazy ME: Vodka Tonic, double lime
Sane girl: Hubby (hottie, looks like Justin Timberlake!) drinks Gin & Tonic
Crazy ME: EWWW! I can't stand GIN, it tastes like OLD LADY PERFUME!
Sane girl: uh-huh
Crazy ME: YEAH! Every time I've tried it, I get this mental picture of a super old lady with blue hair and pancake make-up and then I'm licking her wrinkly old turkey neck and it tastes like old lady perfume!
Sane girl: *eyes pop out* Excuse me?
Crazy Me: I repeat myself, only this time I lean over and pretend to lick her neck (1. because I'm drunk 2. because she might be a little drunk too and needed the physical explanation of my mental picture!)
Sane girl: OK then *smile*
This was a recycled POST for FUNNY FRIDAY! I promise to post a new one next week.