Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Hug me MORE!!!

Here are some product reviews of the Man Arm pillow- some are jokes (very funny ones) and other are just sad.....but so funny!!

See post below on the AMAZING MAN ARM Pillow if you are confused!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5Wow!, Dec 15, 2008
I LOVE the hug-me pillow. I sleep with 5 of them, it makes me feel like i'm in bed with a whole family.I've always felt there was something missing in my life, a void. I can't explain it but I now feel like one complete person. thank you hug me pillow!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5It makes me feel whole, Dec 10, 2008
For the nights when I am alone and the simple pleasures of life are not enough. This lonely arm brings me the love that I need. I come home and it greets me, it cooks me dinner, it loves me the way no one could ever love me. His grip is tight and his love is true. His hand holds me tight and I never want to let go. I would not give this gift a negative review. I love itFor those of you who are lonely single and need a mans touch please consider this product it has done wonders for my life.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5Keeps me company!, Jun 7, 2006
I bought this pillow to keep my company on nights when my husband, a correspondent for the Trans-Alaskan News Network, was out of town. The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I'm told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new "husband" I slept better than I ever had before. Now I don't mind when my husband goes out of town!

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5When you miss your man, Feb 27, 2008
There's nothing that beats this little doll when you miss your man, and you need the comfort and security of feeling that there's someone there to hold you. I can even dress him up in different outfits. High five squishy half mannequin man, high five!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5Snuggle-tastic, Jul 31, 2006
I have to admit that when I first saw the Hug Me Pillow lying on my bed, it looked a little creepy. This feling vanished though as soon as I turned out the lights and snuggled up to it. Since the passing of my partner, the bed often seems like a vast wasteland. Thank you Hug Me Pillow, for comforting me during the lonley nights.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5Accountability At A Bargain Price...!, Jul 18, 2006 By SleeplessButGodly from Virginia
For those of us committed to staying sexually pure and who still want to feel loved at night, this is a Godsend...!! And my compliments to the designers for not making it too "anatomically correct." I can sleep without temptation! Praise the Lord!!!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5Feb 1, 1900 By Anonymous from Endicott/NY
I had never spooned before until i recieved my new fluffy companion. What a find!

7 comments:

  1. Ok, if that pillow actually does cook dinner, I'm totally buying it.

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  2. Whoa whoa whoa whoa... "I can sleep without temptation???" So if it had had a penis, she would've been tempted to have sex with a pillow???????

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  3. (Just how many comments is Tova planning to leave on this post??)

    Newsflash for Anonymous from Endicott/NY: You still haven't ever spooned.

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  4. Are those real testimonials? Oh my hell. People are so dumb! Thanks for making me laugh!

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  5. This is soo scary! I actually can't stop lol-ing and I'm in a school computer lab. these reviews can't be real, right? I'm hoping so much that the people who wrote these reviews are actually just comic geniuses.

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  6. Whoa! I should have read this post first. Now I'm really sick to my stomach. I may need to throw up. WTH are these people thinking? I'm convinced that the company paid these people to leave "positive" comments. Eww.

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