You HAVE to see this! I command you

My assistant was laughing her ass off when I got back from lunch today. In fact she was laughing so hard, she couldn't tell me what it was about, I got the link via e-mail a minute later.

Woman locked in car calls 911- click here.

The audio for the call is under the article under related links: Audio.

This is just down the street from where I work, really, I am going to start bringing my lunch to work. I mean this woman is obviously too stupid to be operating a motor vehicle. Also, how on earth does the operator not crack up and say "DUMBASS!" at the end of the call... really, that woman has self-control and should get some sort of a medal and a raise.