Woman locked in car calls 911- click here.
The audio for the call is under the article under related links: Audio.
This is just down the street from where I work, really, I am going to start bringing my lunch to work. I mean this woman is obviously too stupid to be operating a motor vehicle. Also, how on earth does the operator not crack up and say "DUMBASS!" at the end of the call... really, that woman has self-control and should get some sort of a medal and a raise.