Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Susan Boyle- ready for the hate mail

OK....I don't mean to be a bitch, but, well, that's just the way I am, I mean a bitch.

Yes, she has an amazing VOICE.

BUT, when I see her this is what I want to do (in no particular order)

  • wax her upper lip

  • tame her eye brows

  • get her a good bra

  • color her hair

  • put some make up on her

  • get her a decent hair do

I am not talking plastic surgery or even making her dress like Lady Ga-Ga for goodness sake, I am talking about taking interest in your appearance. I'm sorry, it is my gut reaction when I see her.

Also, I am just putting it out there, I knew a guy who was 27 and a virgin and I thought it was creepy. Being a 48 year old woman who has never been kissed, just doesn't sound right to me.

I know 2 nuns and they both had boyfriends before they became Nuns, even they used to mess around!!!

So, do you think I am wrong? Am a sipping on the Haterade?


  1. Nope, not wrong. And I agree with you 100% on the virgin thing.

    The good news for us however, is that she's a stage actor and frankly, I'm too damn cheap to buy front row seats.

  2. I dont think a make over would be bad, but then why should she change how she looks? The whole point that I think that she makes is that you dont need to be pretty to have a good voice. Video killed the Radio Star is something that really did happen. Maybe 50 years ago you would have listened to her on the radio and not even cared what she looked like. Now you dont need a good voice at all, just good assets. So yeah she can do all that on your list but this is not a beauty pageant. And being a virgin at that age, well it just means that she never put herself out there.

  3. I think that would be really nice of you to give her some beauty suggestions! Being a singer is about being an entertainer -- looking good and sounding good. Nothing wrong with that. Though maybe her shtick is looking. . .. odd :)

  4. Well I saw her on Entertainment Tonight or whatever that show is and well looked like she has had some waxing.....

  5. If she wins, they will pretty her up in no time.

  6. You know, we adore Miss Boyle and have Tweeted and blogged about her, we think she is fabulous.

    But it doesn't mean having a conversation about a makeover is sacrosanct, as so many posts & Tweets have indicated, good gravy! There seems to be an abundance of people who are off their meds when it comes to this one. So no, you are not committing a heinous crime suggesting the changes.

    Apparently she doesn't want to be made over, but we're guessing that there will be some enhancements at some point in the future.

    Grins & Giggles!

  7. I heard her sing MY HEART WILL GO GO ON on some show and it didn't sound too good. Simon's's all about song choice! :D

    I thought the same thing about the makeover bit. LET ME AT HER!

  8. I am sure as she gets farther in the competition, Simon will make some comments to that efect. I do agree with you as well....

  9. I have been thinking about this alot...becaue I am such a loser! If she was pretty she would not be on YOU TUBE, no one would care if she had an amazing voice. So, it served her well to be homley. Also, she is only 10 years older than me!! She is 47, she lloks my mothers age!

  10. i hope someone torches the sluts house with her in it.hate the foking tramp and hate even more hearing about the slut all the time !!!!


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