Wednesday, April 8, 2009

150- Celebration = Q & A- Fat Chick Style

Oh yeah, by the way, I will no longer call myself Former Fat Chick until I can fit my FAT ASS in to those DAMN jeans...hmmmm, angry much?

Today I am celebrating 150 followers! Yeah-hoo-ah! I have a total of 150 followers! I can't believe it!

So in celebration I have decided to respond to some of your unanswered questions, mostly they have been unanswered because I have been lazy, fat and lazy, lovely qualities...

From news to oldest:

Was the lap band worth it?

HELL TO THE YEAH! Only 2% of people end up like me (with that piece of shit band inside your stomach)

But it could have been fatal?

I am alive and still weigh 90lbs less, if I had died, I would have been a very happy size 10 dead lady. At a size 22 I was unhappy and just as close to death. Unless you have been at least 100lbs overweight (not 10 you skinny ho) you are NOT allowed to judge me. If you are 100lbs overweight and you say you are HAPPY, sorry, you are a liar.

What is a Tahitian Wax?
EX: bikini wax is only the hair that lies directly on the edge of the panty line, tahitian makes the hair look like a little triangle, compared to a little piece of pie, and the brazilian has a landing strip--the playboy is all the hair is gone!

Are you really 21?

Only in my mind...I was actually born in 1972, I am 37, and contrary to popular belief I was not 3 when I had my first Hairy, I was 19.

Do you ever by new shoes and when he sees you wear them for the first time say, But I've had these for like, three years!
No, I buy 2 at a time. I then I tell him I bought them at Payless and it was BOGO! ha-ha I mean really, what the hell does he know!

That's it for now...anymore questions?


  1. Buy them at payless.... hahaha!!! Good one.

    I'll be honest. I've thought about the lap band. But I'm scared. I'm kind of a chicken.

  2. Congrats on 150!!! That is awesome. You can now count it as 151 followers because I am one now too :)

    Over the last year I have gained about 50 lbs more than I wanted to carry around. At first I was in total denial over the weight gain but the only person I was fooling was myself. I started running and trying to stay away from the pb m&ms and so far I have lost 14 lbs. It's hard work for me but I am hopeful I can get back to my happy weight by the end of this year.

    BTW: I so play the payless card too. What do guys know about shoes anyway?!

  3. Congratulations on the 150!

    Love this post, especially the "unless you have been 100...." response too, spot-on. And on the shoes, you are right, they never really do know, do they?
    Grins & Giggles!

  4. Fantastic....well answered!! Loved it:)


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