Tuesday, August 12, 2008

It's a F'ing Miracle!!!

OK, I know I said I was going to write about all those zany stories, and I am sure you are all on the edge of your seats just waiting for them....but I was literally touched by the hand of GOD today, in of all places; Burlington Coat Factory...yes, strange but true. I have always been a bargain shopper, and yes, I am cheap, and almost always proud of it, which mortifies my husband, who once said "Do you have to tell EVERYONE your jacket cost you $4.99" well, duh...HELL to the YES!

But, I digress...I took the two hairy ones back to school shopping today, and because I am cheap and they want name brands that means: Ross, Marshall's or bottom of the barrel: Burlington Coat Factory. So, it is pretty much in the ghetto, and you better get out of the parking lot before dark, but the bargain are fabulous.

The Shaggy Do and Saggy Don't go tons of very cute skater clothes, and I of course floated to the women's area...all dress were 40% off...hmmmm, interesting.....

And there it was, angels singing *aaaaaa* in the back round, and absolutely adorable dress: Tahari, nice, red slash, red slash, plus 40% off $16.89...wait, for it, wait for it; SIZE 6.

Yes, I fit in it!!!!Oh MY DOG!

So what if it's tight, specially around the BUTT, please, do you know how many years of rice and beans are in the padding of this ass of mine? I may look white on the outside, but I have an "arroz con pollo" ass. No worries, I still have panty girdles and dammit I will wear that size 6 dress to work tomorrow....photos to come!
So, I'm wearing the dress, with the spandex panty girdle (the one's that look like bicycle shorts) on, looks good, but I can't bend over or you can see those ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, HOT grandma panty girdle! ha-ha
Now, here is the proof: a size 6...could it be vanity sizing? That sucks...

4 comments:

  1. You're too funny! The dress is not tight on you at all!
    You'll have to hit up more bargain stores and see what other deals you can find!

    And yes, I can't wait to read about all your many adventures you listed in your last post!

    :)

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  2. JAJAJAJJAJAJA "do you know how many years of rice and beans are in the padding of this ass of mine? I may look white on the outside, but I have an "arroz con pollo" ass."

    that part made me laugh so much!!!! like it made me almost fall of my chair. your hilarious

    i love u plank!!!!

    P.S write about carrollton!!!!!

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  3. You look wonderful in that dress! Let me say something and I hope that it stays with you. Real women have curves! Now that is HOT and so are we! "Tsss"

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I love you Darling, really! Thank you!