But, I digress...I took the two hairy ones back to school shopping today, and because I am cheap and they want name brands that means: Ross, Marshall's or bottom of the barrel: Burlington Coat Factory. So, it is pretty much in the ghetto, and you better get out of the parking lot before dark, but the bargain are fabulous.
The Shaggy Do and Saggy Don't go tons of very cute skater clothes, and I of course floated to the women's area...all dress were 40% off...hmmmm, interesting.....
And there it was, angels singing *aaaaaa* in the back round, and absolutely adorable dress: Tahari, nice, red slash, red slash, plus 40% off $16.89...wait, for it, wait for it; SIZE 6.
Yes, I fit in it!!!!Oh MY DOG!
So what if it's tight, specially around the BUTT, please, do you know how many years of rice and beans are in the padding of this ass of mine? I may look white on the outside, but I have an "arroz con pollo" ass. No worries, I still have panty girdles and dammit I will wear that size 6 dress to work tomorrow....photos to come!
So, I'm wearing the dress, with the spandex panty girdle (the one's that look like bicycle shorts) on, looks good, but I can't bend over or you can see those ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, HOT grandma panty girdle! ha-ha
Now, here is the proof: a size 6...could it be vanity sizing? That sucks...