Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Who does the Internet think I AM?

So, most of you now know I have a weird name, first and last, this blog started out as something anonymous, but well, not anymore.

The problem with my name: Ylla, is well, that sometimes people do not know if I am a man or a woman (not in person, in person you can tell I am a woman) and I get some strange e-mails, which reminds me of a funny boob story, when I tell people I started going to bars and clubs at 15 people ask: Didn't you get carded? I always say "yeah, I had I (point to right boob).D (point to left boob.)" ha-ha, the power of boobs is awesome. Anyway back to the original story.


I think the Internet thinks I'm a man, a man in need to enhancement in the pipirichi area!
Wait thinks I'm a BALD MAN?


Thinks I am an OLD (ish) BALD SINGLE MAN?
I'm totally screwed! Wait...


OK, OK, the Internet thinks I am woman, and that I go to the gym?!? ha-ha, silly Internet!

Wait, a woman that gives a crap about LAUNDRY! hahaha, right!



Wait, the Internet, she knows am a woman now, a girl blogger and she thinks I want to make money off the Internet?! What the HELL does she think I blog for? Jeeez, I've already made $24.87 from AdSense and it only took me 12 months!





Last but not least, the Internet exacts her final revenge on me: she sends me this...BITCH knows I can't afford those Manolo Blahniks! She just wants me to suffer in my Nine West pumps...unless she is sending me a sign, yes an Internet sign, she wants me to HAVE these shoes, she knows I DESERVE these shoes, she wants ONE of you (a rich one) to send me these shoes (size 8.5), you can get them on-line at Barney's with complimentary free shipping.

We MUST obey the Internet(specially you.)






7 comments:

  1. Just ask them to pay you for posting their adds in u'r blog and hope its enough for the shoes :-)))

    Carlos

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  2. My name is Jennifer and I still get the pipirichi (did I spell that right) emails.

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  3. Stop pretending. You know you want a bigger pipirichi.

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  4. coco- DO NOT!

    Jennifer welcom to the world of spanish slang, you may now use PIPIRICHI any time you need to say penis, it's a nice way of saying it (like wee-wee) if you are a dirty ho you can scream out VERGA (which is like screaming COCK) which I do daintily every time I stub my toe.

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  5. Very funny until the end. That's just mean internet!

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  6. 1. No one would notice your boobs if you were wearing those shoes.

    2. I prefer "pito"

    3. My husband made up a lil song (excuse the spelling) "chupa mella verga verga verga" its very catchy and as a total english speaking gringo has no impact on me other than a catchy tune that I forget to not sing in front of my spanish speaking in laws. Nice.

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  7. You are too funny, and those shoes are gorgeous!

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I love you Darling, really! Thank you!