I love Google, what on earth did we do before the Internet. For example, if let's just say, you had to find out why someones poop is bright green, what did you do before the Internet? Did you call your Mom? The Doctor, or just suffer in agony thinking something was very wrong with you. Well it turns out that bright green poo can be caused by eating a BOAT LOAD of Jelly beans or Skittles. Now, all I am going to say is that the producer of the bright green poo eats about a pound of candy a day, but said person also runs 7 miles, 6 days a week, so said person can get away with eating 3 pounds of candy a day, but was freaked out by the glow in the dark green poo. It is obviously not me, I will only run if some with a knife is chasing me, and then I would consider just laying down and letting them kill rather than wasting my time pretending I could out run a knife wielding maniac.
- Alonzo Mourning (I have met him in person a couple of time and OMG)
- Dwayne Johnson- The Rock
- Dennis Quiad
- Ryan Reynolds
- Jason Statham
- Jeff Goldblum
- Carlos Ponce (have met him too, oh my...drool)
- Ryan Gosling
- David Beckham
- Eric Bana
Ladies and gays, if you do not know who any of these men are I encourage you to look them up on Google Images, deliciosos!
- My son is 18
- She seriously almost killed us
- It was so bad my son actually took off his Ipod and said "Dude, that lady needs to learn to drive"
- Is it wrong that my kids call me Dude?