Monday, May 4, 2009

What is WRONG with you?!?!

OK, I know you are out there, you know who you are. You are those people who bought the Snuggy, and got mad when I said "why don't you just wear your bathrobe on backwards" DUH!


Well, I open up some silly magazine this weekend and what do I find? This...

What?!? Who are the people that wear this? The people that paid money for this? The kids head popping out like that is so CREEPY!

Is it a HAND-FREE thing? So that you can hold your blackberry and sip your latte at the same time? It costs like $80!

Here is the website so you can see all the cracked out things they sell and use this thing for!

Maybe it's because I haven't had a baby in my house in over 15 years and this is just o modern for me?! Is that is, or are you young Mom's actually buying and digging these things? Please I NEED to KNOW!~

11 comments:

  1. That is child abuse of the highest order! Whats the bet that kid is still being breast fed at 11? I am SURE there is one out there in the universe for dogs/pets. You MUST post more weird shit!

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  2. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I don't even get the point. What is wrong with putting a jacket on the kid and carrying him like a normal person.

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  3. I belong to an online community where this was linked to and touted as absolutely wonderful :) Funny to see the commentary here on it.

    FWIW, a lot of people that practise "attachment parenting" carry their babies in slings and other sorts of carriers. . . when it's cold they sometimes get big jackets that can fit over the baby, or things like the picture you posted here. http://childrensneeds.com/baby_wearing_jackets___ponchos.html

    Personally, I just put my baby in a bundleme in her carriage or stroller, though I think once I put her in a snowsuit and carried her around that way, when she really didn't want to go in her stroller.

    I agree the photo looks hilarious, like some sort of alien thing.

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  4. You've got to check out this blog: http://adamandkristinapulsipher.blogspot.com/2009/05/if-your-name-happens-to-be-kristinas.html (man I hope that link works). The author does EVERYTHING in her snuggie. OK - the link doesn't work. I guess if you want to check it out you'll have to type it in? Sorry.

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  5. We really need to discuss a little advance warming when posting things with this level or horror written all over them.

    Heh-heh-heh.
    tp

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  6. It makes me think of the movie Alien. You know, the FIRST one where the thing pops out of the guy's stomach and runs across the table...

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  7. Dumber than dumb. I dont get that snuggy thing either!

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  8. I hope I see someone wearing this walking down the street or at the mall. I would definitely have to make some rude comment. Just damn creepy looking!

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  9. I loooove how one of the pix on the website had the Mom pouring herself a piping hot beverage! I can just see the scald mark on little junior when Mommy drips her latte on his head, at least with this contraption the burns scars will only be on his face, LMAO!!

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  10. I'm going to be having nightmares about that for weeks now.

    What's it called? Window to the womb?

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  11. It reminds me of this scene from an Arnold Schwarznegger movie called "Total Recall" where at the end of the movie the bad guy has this small guy inside his body and his head is all weird and stuff.

    So it's kinda like that. Except this looks like a giant Oompa Loompa. And that is really fucked up.

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