Tuesday, May 19, 2009


I am STARVING! I last ate at 7:30 pm last night, after that nothing! Oh yeah, I had a sip of water to take my new hypothyroidism pill this morning (because enough shit wasn't wrong with my, now my thyroid is a dud) oh yeah and I might swallow a little when I brush my teeth. My surgery is at 2:30pm.

Last night the HUBS (who is a HUGE worry wart) told me to please leave something in writing? About what? He answered "I don't know anything!" Well DUH! But I would have to write an encyclopedia to educate you at this point! However, that was enough to keep me up ALL night thinking about what to write.

So here it is....if I die (ha-ha this is dramatic) HUBS is such a freak. I want to donate my organs, but I want to look pretty in a casket, so don't go all crazy. I want to be buried in Guatemala, in a pretty casket, with lots of yellow and pink roses. I want to be in my Lauren flowery dress, I love that dress, I feel so pretty in it. And I want there to be a smashing party after the service, seriously, drinking and karaoke, because that is the best time I can imagine.

Here is my craziness exposed: I want my dog Lulu to have babies and the HUBS and the boys to always have one of her babies, because they will always make them happy and remember me. Then when Lulu passes away I want her to buried with me. It's on you to figure out how to get her in there, it's Guatemala for God's sake, I am sure you can pay someone off with a bottle of booze and a carton of cigarettes. I am sure the HUBS wanted info more along the lines of the kids medical info, the house stuff, all the bank accounts, etc...but what fun would that be!
Here's the dress and me with the HUBS.


  1. I'm sure you'll be fine. I wish you a speedy recovery and look forward to reading more from you soon! All the best!

  2. Beuna suerte today lady! Here's wishing you a successful op and a speedy recovery (we cant go too long without a post so dont go languishing in your pain will you? Hey, dont go thinking I'm selfish or anything its just always good for recovery to think about the suffering of the people around you, ok?). And if I had your hot bod - I'd be buried in that one shoulder black number from that hot pic of you dancing circa new years but then again - if you're going to the pearly gates the pretty floral number might buy you some brownie points - dont want them mixing you up on the line with one of those girls for "down there". Catch you on the flip side!

  3. You look gorgeous in that dress, and the Hubs is pretty damn good looking too!

    You'll be fine, but we'll be here anxiously waiting to hear from you.

    Like the two before me, I also wish you a quick, and speedy recovery. (But mainly so you'll come back to blogging with us!!! :) )

  4. Not sure what type of surgery you are having...I'll read more to find out but by all means, I wish you a speedy recovery.

    I dig your last wishes too...


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