Wednesday, February 25, 2009

It's my Birthday Bitches!

Today is my Birthday, and also happens to be, Ash Wednesday, coincidence? I think not, as you all know I am surely on my way to Hell, yeppers, do not pass GO, do not collect $200, go Straight to HELL!

Now maybe it is the fact that I am turning 37, because I may joke that I am Forever 21, I wasn't actually born in 1988, yesterday I did the unthinkable, I went to the GYM! Yes, me...the person who lost 100lbs without walking a block, the person who got permission from her therapist to yell at my hubs "I WILL NEVER GO TO THE GYM, SO STOP ASKING WHEN I'M GOING TO GO!" and last but not least the person who truly believes that running should be reserved for the off chance that a maniac killer is chasing you with a BIG knife and jogging for when a zombie or mummy are chasing you as they are markedly slower.

There may be additional factors to this:

  • I am going to COLORADO next week and going to try to SKI, and well I am afraid I may DIE, of mostly soreness.
  • I had surgery 1 year ago for my arthritic shoulder (yes, arthritis in your 30's) and I still have only about 25% mobility.
  • My lap band is no longer working and will be removed as soon as the conditions are right.
So I face my late 30's without my miracle cure...

I usually throw myself a Party, when I was younger I had fantasies about surprise parties, and mariachis at my window, oh well, I decide if you ant to be the belle at the ball, throw it yourself!

This year there is no party as I will be tagging along with the HUBS to a conference in Colorado and then heading to a Ski Resort!

I am sure I will bring back and totally awkward post for y'all!

8 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday!! Nice work on the gym - I can't get myself motivated lately...Le sigh

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  2. God you make me laugh!!! I piss my pants at the way you write....I love you!!!...not in a stalking way....in a "I like to read your stuff" way:)
    Would it be too much to ask you to write why you think your band is no longer working? Pretty pleeeeassse???

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  3. Oh.....sorry..............

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Felix Cumples! Don't break a leg...hehe!

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I love you Darling, really! Thank you!