Her- *hack*hack* hello
Me- Hey what's up
Her- I am SO sick
Her- I'm dying
Me- hmmmm, did you go to bed really late last night?
Me- Did you drink a shit load of vodka?
Her- um, yeah
Me- Sweetie, you're not sick, it's called a HANGOVER
Her- HA-HA-HA (not a real laugh, but a sarcastic she thinks I'm a bitch laugh)
Me- And YOU of all people should know this by now: H-A-N-G-O-V-E-R
This is what happens when your husband and kids go out of town- WE BREAK OUT THE VODKA!