Her- *hack*hack* hello
Me- Hey what's up
Her- I am SO sick
Me- Really?
Her- I'm dying
Me- hmmmm, did you go to bed really late last night?
Her- yeah
Me- Did you drink a shit load of vodka?
Her- um, yeah
Me- Sweetie, you're not sick, it's called a HANGOVER
Her- HA-HA-HA (not a real laugh, but a sarcastic she thinks I'm a bitch laugh)
Me- And YOU of all people should know this by now: H-A-N-G-O-V-E-R
This is what happens when your husband and kids go out of town- WE BREAK OUT THE VODKA!
Your BF wouldnt happen to live in OK would she? Apparently my cousin did this as well last night
ReplyDeleteha-ha Nope, Orlando. Her hubs will be back in town and crack the whip! haha, or at least try to!
ReplyDeleteLOL this cracked me up. Makes me miss my bf.
ReplyDeleteI am my own worst enemy when husband is out of town. Thank God he comes back so I can get back on the wagon and sort shite out!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I'm single and have no good excuse to crack out the vodka... My BF would help me continue the illusion of sickness! That's why I love her.
ReplyDelete"you of all people should know this"
ReplyDeleteIs she trying to say you drink a lot? LOL
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