Yes, you read her tank top right! It says: All I wanted was a back rub.
As I have been stressed lately, my neck and back have been chock full of knots and to top it all off I am having trouble sleeping, relaxing, etc...Now I do have the option of downing a bottle of wine every night, but hey, sometimes I beg the HUBS for a relaxing back rub.
Believe me people, if I had the time or money to get a professional to provide me with this much needed service I would, HOWEVER, lest you not be naive and think the HUBS does this out of the goodness of his heart, oh no honey, he charges me...
I wonder if I went to a masseur and tried to pay him in the manner in which the HUBS requires I pay, well, let's just say I would probably get arrested, as would the masseur and I would definitely report him to the Better Business Bureau, because that is just wrong.
That's a very funny shirt! Think I'll get one like that screen printed for myself when I get pregnant again.
ReplyDeleteThis is priceless, and absolutely perfect!
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I know that feeling, nothing is for free, "back rub ay?" *wink**wink* "yeah yeah yeah, meet you in the shower."
ReplyDeleteAnyways I have one better, when my little sister was pregger with my, now, 5 year old niece, I had a shirt I forced her to wear for my entertainment and no one elses.
The lovely moo moo like shirt (I wore for bed time) read: "Shit happens when you party naked" I loved that shirt on her, too funny. I should probably explain I was like 18-19 at the time and she was 17 or so.