Friday, November 18, 2011

Top 3 Words used in your home

So for some reason (probably because I am lame and have no job or anything to do) I have been thinking of the 3 most common used words in my home.


  • I love you
  • Honey, I'm home
  • Be back later
  • See you later
  • Woman, feed me
  • Walk the dogs
  • Best Mom ever!
  • Not even, bro!
  • Shut your mouth
  • Please stop talking
  • Leave me alone
  • I'm so hungry
  • There's NO food!
All of these phrases are used incessantly in my home, not really, just the bad ones, not the nice ones. But, if I'm being honest this is what is most frequently yelled in my home:

GOOGLE THAT SHIT!

It is the correct response to all the following questions:

  • What time's the movie?
  • Is it going to rain?
  • Mom is this a rash?
  • Mom is this ring worm?
  • Mom what's wrong with the dog?
  • Mom who play that song?
  • Honey, do I need to pack a jacket for my trip?
  • How do I get there?
  • When does Christmas break start?
  • How do you spell...
  • What is that book...
  • Remember that movie, with that guy about that thing....
This list could go on and on and on but I find that all the never ending, persisting, incessant questions and queries from my kids and husband and almost anyone else in my life require only one answer:

GOOGLE THAT SHIT!

What do you think the top 3 words used in your home?

1 comment:

  1. Brush your teeth (not to me)
    We've already eaten (also not to me)
    The mail's here! (I'm usually saying it)

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I love you Darling, really! Thank you!