Mother- OH! I need you to get me something, OK? I need you to buy me some bloomers.
Daughter- Fine Mom, what kind would you like me to get you.
Mother- Oh, you know. Cotton, no frills, big ones, like Grandma under wear.
Daughter- Wow, considering you are a 70 something Grandma, I guess your g-string days are over, huh?
Mother- Oh, not really, just for now.
12 year old grand daughter- AHHHHHHHHHHH! Grandma!