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- Just how BIG is my BUTT you ask? Um, my skirts are like 4 inches shorter in the back than in the front..that BIG!
- If I was entrepreneurial I would design dresses and skirts for BIG BUTT women that were longer in the back ...hmmm, genius
- I call HUBS dick wad all the time, he replies "UR the Dick Wad" I go: define "DICKWAD" he has no idea, aye mi Ricky Ricardo!
- Sex in the shower is never as sexy as it sounds; especially if you are wearing a shower cap- just saying
- Don't get me wrong, I love that people actually follow me, but I have 6 strip clubs following, have no idea why, could b I have sugar twitts?
- Maybe I will become friends with on of these strip clubs and throw the HUBS a B-day Bash there! World's Best WIFE trophy awaits me!
- Is Moose Munch (however yummy) supposed to make your ASS the size of an actual MOOSE?
- We usually watch ELF on Christmas Day, but with "The Hangover" being release, I think it will be the new family tradition, is that wrong?
- ate too much moose munch...must try and button pants, then roll home...
- Love it! B-O-O-B is a palindrome!
- Did you know that 2010 is the year of the Tiger in the Chinese Calender? um, FAIL!
- Do ever have those days where you just crack YOURSELF UP, all day long...but no one else seems to laugh?!
- Holiday Tip #5- make sure you have more gifts for your stinky teenage boys than for for your lovely princess Little Lulu (American bulldog)
- Holiday Tip #4- Remember, always deny to your hubs that you went to Target. Target is a black hole that sux up all his $ & 1/2 your day
Holiday Tip #2- If you go to Target because you have a $80 credit, do NOT spend $280 (specially if broke, like me)
Holiday Tip #1- If you go to Target on you "lunch" break, make sure you are NOT wearing a RED shirt!