Wednesday, December 16, 2009

So wrong, so VERY wrong

How can something that looks SO yummy be so wrong?

Yes, ladies and gays, I am talking about the hotnastyness that is Taylor Lautner.

I have held my tongue for long enough, my adoration for him has been silenced too long.

In here lies my dilemma: he is the same age as my youngest son. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

So wrong, so very very wrong.
Now here lies my redemption. I have seen my kids friends, I have been to their school and I HAVE NEVER seen any kids that looks anywhere near as hot as Taylor Lautner. Because, if I was a teacher and Taylor Lautner was my student, I would so go all Mary Kay Letourneau on his fine ASS!

However the other day was a complete fail, as I was watching Entertainment Tonight and they flashed that picture on the screen, I let out a stifled cry "ugh, so wrong"

Of course my older son (who is 18) was walking by and quickly pointed out- "Mom, you know that kid is Stevie's age"

I screamed: I know so wrong, so DAMN wrong!


  1. Hahaha! Ahhh... *wipes tear* I thought the same thing when I saw New Moon. PEDOPHILE! Noooo! Very wrong. It's really unfair he's such a pup.

  2. But he's an actor, and that kinda semi makes it ok... in my mind.

  3. TC- I always fight my HUBS when the hot teach is bedding the boys and he goes "I WISH some hot teacher had sex w/ in school" I get so pissed, I tell him it's rape and pedophilia, my words, if he's that HOT, it's OK!

    Jennifer- Thanks for the perfect excuse, he's an actor *eh* it's OK

  4. He may be your youngest son's age but he's NOT ACTUALLY YOUR SON! And I say you can oogle all you want until Feb when he becomes all deliciously legal *arm pump* :) Then all bets are off.

  5. Direct quote from my husband to me: "You should be ashamed. What is he -like 16?" and I go "He's 18!!!" A lie, as we all know.

    I've seen new moon 4 times - and it wasn't for the dialogue.

  6. The best way to get over your Lautner Lust is to find a copy of Shark Boy and Lava Girl (in 3D, nonetheless)...he's Shark Boy...what a loser movie.

  7. E- hmm, in Feb I will turn 38 and he will be 18- SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!

    Sue- Oh PLEASE, if I had a dime for every time the HUBS oggle girls his daughters age!

    June_ And ruin the fun, I will NEVER watch that movie!

  8. Yeah my husbands being a buzzkill saying i can't on the Cougar cruise cuz i'm married.

  9. Sue- We just need to say it a FAT cruise, like FAT CAMP for ladies. Only women, yoga, pilates, healthy food, weight reducing body wraps, um oh yeah,this is the part you leave out (and HOT ASS 20 somethings who want to hook up with older chicks!)

  10. *sigh*....I hear ya!!!!
    Merry Christmas anyway :) xx

  11. My 18 year old daughter is in love with Johnny Depp. He is her FATHERS age. Her friend is in lust with Nikki Sixx. He could be her GRANDFATHER.

    I think it evens out. Somehow.

  12. OMG
    I love this post....



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