Back log, back log...this is how far behind I am with my posting, right after the Oscar's I was going to make fun of Monique's hairy ass legs....but well, it's April now and so irrelevant.
First of all, when my husband fantasizes about wining the LOTTO, he lists all the cars and motorcycles he is going to buy. How he will have a mansion on the water in Florida and a ranch on the West coast (this is for me) and all the gadgets, etc, etc, etc...ME? The day we hit the jackpot I will RUN to the nearest LASER HAIR REMOVAL center and have them BUZZ me from my eyebrows down to my toes!I hate shaving, waxing plucking. Of course, it doesn't help that I am white as chalk and have hair dark as coal and thick as phone cable, so go figure.
So since I did not post this way back when, I have been thinking about Monique's hairy legs, and I admire her. She has balls! Oh, I go days without shaving, but will leave my house covered in a damn Burka, in 105 Florida heat. No one sees my Chewbaccaness in public!
She just doesn't give a crap! I like that.
Now this girl in the picture below, well I don't know about her, that is a whole different story.
This has completely ruined my day. Why???????? Add me to the list of those not understanding.
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ReplyDeleteSome chick I used to do in college had a room mate with hairy pits. It was gross.
I would go to the laser place too. I hate having to shave and maintain.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that's a girl??? lol!
ReplyDeleteI think about the same thing! If I ever won the lottery, I will get every extraneous hair lasered off. Did you get your bikini zone lasered? I thought I remembered you blogging about it, and I would love to get mine done.
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