One day as I arrived at the Hospital, she stated as soon as I walked in:
Mom- Honey, I am so glad you are here! You must call Obama right away, this is very important!
Me- OK, Mommy what's up?
Mom- Well, I have been thinking. You know everything, everyone is always calling you and telling you everything and you know everyone and always know that answers to all the questions that everyone has.
Me (well this is true I DO know everything!) OK, Mom, why do you need me to call Obama?
Mom- Well, every area and family needs to have a person like you and I think he should appoint you to the position, you can be called "National Director of Gossip"
Mom- oh yes, very important, that way if there is an emergency, they just call you and you will know the answers!
Me- Oh, OK, National Director of Gossip *how much would that pay*
Mom- well, if you don't like that name, you know Gossip might sound bad they could call you National Busy Body
Me- OK Mom, that's much better, I'll call him tomorrow.
So, as nutty as this sounds, if I think I can tell you exactly where it came from. She has nurses, doctors and rehab specialists coming in and out of her room all day long asking her questions non-stop. She gets confused and frustrated, she just wants them to call me, so I can take care of it, and it is true I do know everything, just ask the HUBS! ha!