A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight ... let's pretend that we're married' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied 'Get your own fucking blanket.' After a moment of silence, he farted. The End
*sent to me by my amazing neighbor Mary : )
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