Thursday, January 10, 2013


A man and a woman who had never met before, 
but who were both married to other people, 
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. 
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, 
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper
berth and she in the lower. 

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the
closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold' 

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight ... let's pretend that we're married' 

  That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 

'Good,' she replied
 'Get your own fucking blanket.' 

After a moment of silence, he farted. 

The End
*sent to me by my amazing neighbor Mary  : )

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